Letter To Mummy

Dear Mummy and Mummy,

We hope you are having a great holiday. We are ok here, but missing you badly. Thank you for leaving Aunty K, Aunty J and Aunty S to take care of us. Not much use really, them. Aunty K and Aunty J is always at the computer. At least Aunty S slept with us and gave us food and clean our toilet everyday. We know they will give you good reports, so here we are giving you the TRUE story, mummy and mummy.

We all went into protest mode the day after you left, (after eating breakfast of course, since we would need the energy to protest). We were either under the bed, behind the drapes, and other hiding places we’d better not mention (just in case the Aunties opened this letter and decide they want to find us). Aunty K sort of looked for us, but we already arranged with each other to be as quiet as possible and not ask anyone to come and gosok-gosok us. Aren’t we clever, mummy? We saw Aunty K terbongkok-bongkok looking for us ha-ha! Apa lah Aunty ni!

But the next day Abang decided he needed some TLC.  Since everyone knows he IS the Boss, we couldn’t stop him. But he did tell us he has a plan. He walked into the office around 11 am and started to goda-goda Aunty K. Aunty K is sooo easily won over lah  mummy! She started to baby talk with Abang and Abang got her to gosok-gosok him. he is such a seducer, mummy! And then he bit Aunty K, ha-ha! Padan muka, she was the one who made Mummy and Mummy go away! Only Abang can get any aunty to carress him while he makes a sad, accusing face and bites the wrongdoer! Aunty K is a torchered soul.

 

Adik, meanwhile, decided that enough is enough. Someone has to take care of Mummy’s room. So he held the fort the whole day, guarding religiously Mummy’s clothes. Quite a warrior, Adik. But Adik also gave Aunty K that accusing look when Aunty K came in to say hi. Aunty K must be a wreck by now (She IS! and she’s reported to Mummies ok? – Aunty K)

 

I, of course, am the Diva (but don’t ever tell Aunty K that she’s right ok Mummy?). I only came out in the evening, after Aunty K called and called (she’s so not  in my class, that Aunty K). Then I kesian her so I went and did some of my Diva poses for her. She has a lot to learn, that Aunty.

Before Aunty K left, Abang decided to send her off with one of his looks ( you know the one Mummy, that “I know it’s all your fault, I am so abused” look?) We just know Aunty K is riddled with guilt and shame ha-ha!

 

So that’s our news, Mummy and Mummy. Aunty K told us that you have been sending Aunty K MMSes of the great food you’ve been having there! Bagus! Dera dia lagi!

Mummyyyyyyy come back sooon! (KAKA! maintain! maintain! – Abang).

Love from all of us!

Menggoncang Loceng Sepanjang Jalan

Yeah. Very late to be jingling all the way (jingle is goncang, sort of, isn’t it?)

Thing is, for several days already, I’ve been sitting in front of the PC, all poised and ready as it were to post this exciting entry.

Then I went to make coffee.

Answer calls, reply smses.

Knit, knit, knit.

Then there were the 550th or so reruns of CSI, Desperate Housewives, The Ugly Betty, or some obscure movie or other that somehow kept me riveted even after watching it for the nth time.

Sigh.

So here I am, literally minutes before the X-Men trilogy is about to start, suddenly feeling  that I need to blog.

*Sigh*. Such is Knitwit’s nature.

                                                        

Anyways, Christmas Eve, I went to a christmas Dinner with some friends. For reasons only some people would know, I was already at the venue before dinner..waaayy before dinner.

 

And here our gracious host awaits to greet us.

Security was tight that night, especially when it comes to protecting the tree and our presents.

 

 Dinner was absolutely delicious. Of course, it was after i stuffed my face silently (food is a serious, silent business ok?) and burped to my heart’s content that i remembered i should have taken some pictures.

*sigh*.

Yess, well.

I got pictures of some leftovers though….

  

Thank you all the misses who willingly posed with the erm..what’s left of the food, knowing that perhaps only glimpses of their graceful fingers would be seen here. (the potato salad was out of this world.Totally.)

 

We had cake, coffee and tea afterwards *drool*

Finally it was time to exchange gifts (much to the excitement of Ms J, who hoped that she would get her own present, as if!).

Ha-ha, I got Ms J’s present. Mine, mine, mine!

  

(Hugger not included). Yes, Lulu is her name.

It was a great get together. We discussed important things in life i.e. how unfair that the Crime and Investigation channel is now in another Plus package, how the old chinese kung-fu movies are still the best, no question. All this ruminated under the smooth stylings of The Carpenters in the background. Close to Us , indeed.

 

Then we got hungry again (ok, so I never got full to be getting hungry again eh?) and for supper, we went Malaysian. Jemput la makan jemput-jemput.

Yes Well.

My new year resolution would be NOT to use the ‘Save’ feature too often, because the post will sit under ‘Unpublished’ for an unholy long time….

Which means that all the pearls of wisdom that were bursting to come out last night simply went on their merry way, dissolved into what one can only hope is brain matter.

The end (because i forgot what i wanted to write already).